Kill your tired face, great colognes, Sopranos reprieve and foxy Megan

 
You’ll feel better after this issue, guaranteed


FIVE SECOND SUMMARY
• Don’t look so tired in the morning
Colognes for the right occasion
• What probably happened on The Sopranos
Megan Fox from Transformers is foxy

What happens when you combine an early morning wakeup, dehydration (for various and sundry reasons) and a lack of caffeine?

“Tired face.”

So unless you’re donning concealer and that powdery foundation stuff (the combination of which probably means you’re a woman), your fatigue won’t disappear easily without these tips.

Men’s Flair put together a great guide to rid yourself of tired face and look like you’ve been up longer than five minutes.

The highlights: you can actually “tap out” the swelling and lightly tap under your eyes.

Or, try a cold compress like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho (“In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches”) and put on a cold compress for 5-10 minutes.

Men’s Flair: How to Banish Tired Face


Face the aroma: colognes for summer and beyond
Colognes for the right occasions

If you’ve had the same cologne laying around for a few years, refresh the stock. It’s not exactly like fine wine. It doesn’t get better with age.

And do you have colognes for different occasions? It’s probably a good idea.

Below are five new, reasonably priced colognes from popular brands, each best for a specific destination: the office, a date, or going out.

And as all classy guys know, “cologne adds to what you are wearing, you don’t need to drench yourself in it. Let the girl do the work to find out what you have on.” (nice one, Metro Quarterly)

Sean John: Unforgivable — good for going out or on a date



Lacoste: Essential — an office cologne


Polo: Double Black — good for going out or on a date


Hugo — a workplace cologne


Acqua Di Gio Pour Homme — good for going out or on a date


Metro Quarterly Magazine: Cologne Guide


What probably happened with The Sopranos
…and some real life set locations in New Jersey

“Some will win, some will lose / Some were born to sing the blues / Oh, the movie never ends / It goes on and on and on and on / Don’t stop…”

For fans of the mobster HBO series, the ending was abrupt and largely unfulfilling.

If you’re one of those rabid fans that called the cable company when you thought your cable went out, here’s some reprieve from your pain — over at the Pimpwiz blog they’ve dissected the final scenes — and the results may surprise you. OK, they will.

The sketchy guy who walked into the bathroom is Phil’s nephew. The gangster-looking guys were the ones who tried to kill Tony in season 2 or 3.

If you’re a fan, you have to check this out!

Oh, and here’s a gallery of New Jersey filming locations.

Pimpwiz: This is What Really Happened


Megan Fox is foxy
No more Transformers jokes. She’s just hot.

She’s the lead female in Transformers and she’s made quite a splash.

In a new interview with Maxim, she talks about why she loves tattoos, sex and robots.

And, Kineda has pictures. Go. Now.

Kineda: Megan Fox Transformed

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