Throw a Bachelor Party and Flat Screen It Like Vinny Chase

 
…with a little Grace Kelly for good measure


FIVE SECOND SUMMARY
• How to throw a bachelor party
• Which flat screen TV should you buy?
Grace Kelly: classic beauty #2

The key to throwing a good bachelor party is having a plan B…and C, and D — and a little creativity.

First, make sure the groom stands out. In the words of Neil Strauss, “peacock” him. Ideas: give him a cheetah-print pimp coat or an actual ball-and-chain to wear. Then make fun of him incessantly.

Second, make sure he staggers the drinks. It’s no fun if he passes out early on in the night. It’s even less fun having to carry the groom home. But make sure that you get women to buy him drinks. Lots of women.

Third, have a backup plan for transportation if you can’t walk. Under no circumstances should anyone in the party drive — we recommend getting a limo, then having taxis as a backup.

Fourth, don’t sweat the small stuff. Roll with it. It’s not going to be fun if you have a rigid schedule in mind.

Groomsmen, assemmbblllleeeee!

For more bachelor party goodness, Grooms Online fills in the gaps.

Ideas contributed by BMM from Winston-Salem, North Carolina.


Which flat screen should you buy?
We love technology

Flat screens are sexy and there’s no denying it. They’re sleek, deliver your weekly dose of Entourage in crispy 16:9 goodness and generally attract females who want to see Adrian Grenier up close and personal.

But which should you buy — LCD, plasma or DLP? Before you get sick playing acronym Scrabble, Fuego found a great guide written by PC World to dispel the rumors, myths and confusion surrounding the best thing that’s happened to TVs in recent years.

So why’s this guide so good? It succinctly summarizes what features make a good TV, differences between the TV types and how to buy one.

Go there now.


Grace Kelly is gorgeous
We love a woman who shook Sinatra’s hand

Grace Kelly, the blonde bombshell best known for her work with director Alfred Hitchcock, worked with classy guys like Clark Gable and Cary Grant throughout her career.

After her appearance in 1956’s High Society with Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby, she married Prince Rainier of Monaco and gave up her career. As princess in her newfound country, she had three children.

You really should stop reading and go take a look.

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